- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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