- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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