How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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womans having rights.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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