- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

No antijoke here.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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