- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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