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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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