- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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