- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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