- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Women.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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