Ross.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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