- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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