The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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