- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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