- Anti Joke

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

My spelling is horrible

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

No your aunties a joke

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!