roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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