That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

angelo snyder is not ga

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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