Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

12 in general

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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