- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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