- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Wait! hundred billions!

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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