- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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