- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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