Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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