- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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