Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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