- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Tilt your screen back .

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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