- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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