roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Psychics.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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