Oh my God! A talking dog!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

 

Women's rights

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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