Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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