- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

How old are you? 7

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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