What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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