why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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