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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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