Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

race-car = rac-ecar

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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