- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

i committed murder

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

hi

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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