two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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