- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

where's mom I killed her

batman farted so hes retarded

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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