- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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