Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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