How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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I love pissing people off :P

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

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