- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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