A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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