What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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