Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What's one plus one? two.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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