Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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