Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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