- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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