Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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