- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

i found waldo.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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