Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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my egg roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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