Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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