What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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The New York Giants

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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#Getweird

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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