Albert <3 Hunter

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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