a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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