- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Good job, son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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