what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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