- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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