- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

knock knock come in

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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