- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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