A handicapped man walks into a bar...

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Canadians

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Go away still nothing to see

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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