How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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