- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

123 f*ck off

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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