why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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