- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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