if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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black people swimming

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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