What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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