- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

your face is kinda funny

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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