- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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