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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

A woman walks into a bar.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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