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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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