- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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