Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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