- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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