- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I think everybody should have a penis.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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