What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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