- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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