- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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