what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

why did the black guy die? cancer

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

whats brown and sticky? Doody

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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