In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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alert('The Game')

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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