- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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