- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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