If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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