- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do u call a cripple Biv

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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