- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Women's rights

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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