- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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