An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

^ That's not even funny ^

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Alchohol.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Anti Joke

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