- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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