- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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