Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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poo

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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