- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Women's rights.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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