roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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