A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

nolan is gay

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

12 niqqa 12.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What page are you on The gay page.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...