Tony Romo

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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