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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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