Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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