what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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