- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Sex

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Men's rights

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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