- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Go away still nothing to see

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

knock knock i have diarrhea

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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