- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Roses are red Im adopted

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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