- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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