- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I have cancer. And you're next.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

The child was fired from his job.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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