i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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