If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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