What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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