- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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