Once upon a time a was born

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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