whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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