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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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