Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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feminism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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