knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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