- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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