- Anti Joke

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors