A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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