What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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sfdg

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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