Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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