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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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