- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Nobody cares maddie!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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