- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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