- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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