What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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