Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Women's rights

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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