What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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one stop shop

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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