Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Who is it?

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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