Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What is green and slow Grass.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Your're racist.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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