Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

The New York Giants

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

If you have a stroke, call 000

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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