The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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The FCC

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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