- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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