- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Knock Knock Who's there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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