HOLY COW!

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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I asked her where you were.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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