Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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