- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

The chickens have become self-aware!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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