- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Albino African Americans

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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