- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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