What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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