How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Faithful men.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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