Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

My spelling is horrible

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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