- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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