- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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