Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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