- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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