- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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