Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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