- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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