Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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