Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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