- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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