- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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