Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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