- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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