- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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