- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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