- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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