A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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