- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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