- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Barack Obama.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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