- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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