- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A lot eh?

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What is older than history?

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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