What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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