Take part of what?

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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