- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

why does the man appear fat he is

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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