Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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