A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

whos on the right track? lady gaga

men's rights activists

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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