an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

If life gives you lemonade.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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