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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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