- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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