- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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