- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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