- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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