- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

How about that airline food?

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what is the world worst joke? this one

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

H o m o comes out as homo

You know what's cool? Yep.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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