- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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