- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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