- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What stops a train? A missile

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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