Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

oh hey.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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