- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Apple hates Blackberry.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What stops a train? A missile

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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