KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Guest what in the butt

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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