- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Women's rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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