- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Anti-jokes are funny.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

This is a joke.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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