- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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