What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A black man walks out of a police station

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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