A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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