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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

human centipede

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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