What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

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