- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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