- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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