Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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my penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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