A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Sarah Palin.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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