- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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