Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Faithful men.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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